We’re taking you off the tourist map and straight into the beautiful mess of Madrid for a 2019 pre-night adventure with our Mom.

What happens when you’re trying to find an ancient temple, your 5-year-old phone battery completely dies, the paper map leaves you totally stranded, and Mom’s anxiety is through the roof? You unleash Chaos, fire up some international hand-gesture charades, and use subway signs as a compass to navigate your way back.

In this episode, we hit the chaotic energy of the Mercado de San Miguel, dig up the stone-cold history of the Royal Palace, and reveal why our mom used to check our heads for the "mark of the beast" when we were babies.

Plus, we’re dropping some pro veteran travel tips to completely fool pickpockets and breaking down 6 brutal truths about family dynamics, work-life balance, and surviving "Universe University."

Sit back, relax, and push that follow button. It’s time to find the magic in the mess!

Buckle up, buttercups!